Who Said It—Donald Trump or Master Shake?

  1. This is the third world, and I'm from the first, baby!
  2. God, you're gay! You don't think violence solves anything?
  3. The point is, you can never be too greedy.
  4. Congratulations, the bank gave you a credit card. That doesn't make you better than me. Nobody gives me credit, because I'm a bad risk, and I don't pay my bills on time. So I have to work for what I have.
  5. Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don’t know what to do. Love!
  6. My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.
  7. We don't respond to threats! I'll explain it one more time in a little language I like to call English. Or maybe I should say it in Mexicano?
  8. Why you fishing for compliments? You know that's a horrible personality trait. Nobody likes that.


  1. Master Shake
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  3. Donald Trump
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  8. Master Shake